at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me
… its too early for this bullshit."
if you ever feel stupid just remember that once a girl in my history class asked what date 9/11 happened
My sister thought that the Holocaust was when the slaves were freed, that Rosa Parks led the underground railroad, and it took her 15 minutes to figure out when the war of 1812 was.