1. tennants-hair:

    at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows

    (via ihearttvsnark)

  2. sharkchunks:



    So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

    +3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

    The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

    I thought it was Lorde’s hand

    (via vvidget)


  3. pornstarwars:

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    I’d give up my wifi,

    To spend time with you

    (via boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld)


  4. the-yolocaust:

    "your password is weak" fuck you

    (Source: swarnpert, via boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld)


  5. forsciencejohn:


    better start preparing for the season finale now.


    it doesn’t even matter what show this is for

    (via coffeedepablo)


  6. "Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."
    — (via bl-ossomed)

    (Source: capecodcollegiate, via coffeedepablo)

  8. cosmicsyzygy:

    I relate to this gif on a spiritual level.

    (via heyfunniest)


  9. religiousmom:

    do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

    (via mszivadavid)


  10. "Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad…"
    — (via quotecomedy)
  11. (Source: youtube.com, via probalicious)


  12. raging-woodcock:

    Girl look at that body,

    Girl look at that body,

    Girl look at that body,

    We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

    (via boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld)


  13. neptunain:

    the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me


  14. "

    … its too early for this bullshit.

    — Me, no matter what time it is. (via blurrymelancholy)

    (Source: jas0nwaterfalls, via newyorkace)


  15. quetziall:

    if you ever feel stupid just remember that once a girl in my history class asked what date 9/11 happened

    My sister thought that the Holocaust was when the slaves were freed, that Rosa Parks led the underground railroad, and it took her 15 minutes to figure out when the war of 1812 was.

    (Source: doctorwhozayn, via best-of-text-posts)